本周AI圈大事件盘点

笑死，所以简单回顾一下本周： - OpenAI 收购了 Peter Steinberger 和 OpenClaw，承诺保持项目 100% 开源，并使其成为 OpenAI 生态系统的核心部分。扎克伯格气疯了。 - 中国的字节跳动因他们的 Seedance 视频模型太出色而被迪士尼和好莱坞起诉，但结果发现它甚至没有使用他们的知识产权，就是单纯太强了哈哈。 - 一个 Clawdbot（OpenClaw）生成了自己的复制品，并自主支付了其 API 访问费用。 - 某个随机家伙在内华达州一座超级火山下发现了价值 1.5 万亿美元的锂，奇迹般地解决了美国的电池危机（特斯拉此刻正在赞美上帝）。 - Anthropic 确认 Spotify 的工程师不再编码，他们只是提示 Claude 编写平台 100% 的代码。我们说的是一个价值超过 1000 亿美元的公司。 - OpenAI 推出了 Codex Spark，这是 Codex 5.3 的更快版本，每秒处理 1000 个 token，太疯狂了。 - Anthropic 和 OpenAI 都失去了关键的 AI 安全人员，因为“世界处于危险之中”，他们拒绝 AI 的“成人模式”。 - xAI 裁员 20-40% 的员工，以在太空中建设 100 太瓦计算能力之前，关键性地调整 Grok、X 和 SpaceX 团队。 - Matt Schumer 的“大事即将来临”文章浏览量超过 1 亿，警告反对 AI，但……它是由 AI 合著的。 - Runway 以 53 亿美元估值融资 3 亿美元。 - 欧洲承诺投入超过 130 亿美元资助下一代 AI 初创公司，以与美国竞争。 - 挪威决定对未实现收益征收 36% 的税，彻底搞垮他们的整个经济。 晚安。

lmao so just to recap the week: - openai acquired peter steinberger and openclaw committing to keep the project 100% open source and make it a core part of openai’s ecosystem. zuck is fckin fuming. - china’s bytedance got sued by disney and hollywood for their seedance video model being so damn good BUT turns out it doesn’t even use their IP, it’s just that good lol - a clawdbot (openclaw) gave birth to a replicate of itself and autonomously paid for its api access - some random dude discovered $1.5 trillion worth of lithium buried under a super volcano in nevada miraculously solving the USA’s battery crisis (tesla praising the lord rn) - anthropic confirmed spotify engineers no longer code they just prompt claude to write 100% of the platforms code. we’re talking about a $100B+ company here - openai launched codex spark, a faster version of codex 5.3 that slings 1000 tokens / sec insane - anthropic and openai both lost key AI safety staff because “the world is in peril” and they reject AI ‘adult mode’ - xAI laid off 20-40% of staff in a vital bid to align grok, X and spaceX teams before building 100Tw of compute in space - matt schumer’s “something big is coming” article hit 100M+ views warning against AI except… it was co-written by an AI - runway raised $300M at a $5.3B val - europe committed $13B+ to fund next-gen AI startups to compete with the US - norway decided to fck their entire economy with a 36% tax on UNrealised gains goodnight.